The atmosphere at Ting’s Bar in Jefferson City Dec. 20 was relaxed, but the competitors were tense, as they showed their dedication to holiday shenanigans during the annual clash of woolen-wrapped contestants at the “Brawl of the Wool” ugly sweater contest.
Local musician Lance Handyside entertained the crowd of about 40 who had made their way to Ting’s, while also serving as the competition’s Master of Ceremony. And this correspondent, not otherwise known for his sartorial savvy, was selected by Tings owner Angel Molyneaux, to serve as the competition’s judge. As final adjustments were made to bells, lights and other glittery items on their knitted entries, I scrutinized the participants, and looked closely for details that set competitors apart.
Handyside mingled with the crowd, and spoke with a few of the seasoned sweater-wearers. Soon, challengers lined up and paraded past the enthralled spectators, who cheered and noted their approval as each crummy collection of knitted knots walked outside through Ting’s front door, then re-entered back on stage with Handyside. This pivotal portion of the event separated the run of the mill ugly sweaters from the true champions.
